Letters to myself

Dear all,

I’ve been given instructions from someone to write a post to make her laugh. And that makes quite a lot of sense for i see my friends either falling sick or succumbing to stress evident from ‘foreheads which have no more space’ or just feeling overwhelmed by the mountains of workload…but that’s okie! We’re all in this TOGERTHER!! :D

So i decided to dedicate a post to Geography Humour. It’s not really that HAHAHA! (i know someone who can hahaha very well, but i saw the last of that person today) kinda humour, but just sometime to make you smile…like this: (altho i admit, it does look a little freaky…but you get the idea)

I decided not to memorise it and then narrate it to the dear people at school for very good reasons:

1) Knowing how good my memory is, chances are, I won’t remember the joke or riddle by the time i travel from Bukit Batok to Clementi…and forgeting the punchline is not funny at all

2) Telling it to you online is no fun for i can’t see whether you’ve a good sense of humour or not (if you laugh at my joke, then you’ve a sense of humour)

3) I won’t be able to stop laughing and then you won’t get the joke = wasted time :)

So! Here are my list of my Top-5 to make you smile:
Citation: GEOGRAPHY HUMOUR, 2008. All Over The Web. Online. Available from: http://www.it’stoomany.com [ 8 April 2008].

#1) Q. What do you get when you cross a cowboy with a mapmaker?
      A. A cow-tographer.

#2) Q. Why didn’t true north date magnetic north?
      A. She didn’t like his bearing.

#3) Q. What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
      A. A dozen compass roses.

#4) Q. Why can fish measure distances so well?
     A. Because they have their own scales.

#5) And I like this best:

I hope you this made you SMILEEE!! :)

(C: melo